Just had the first ‘I really have to pee but it’s pretty freakin cold outside of my bed right now and I’ll probably end up stepping in water on the bathroom floor and then I’ll have cold and wet socks, and there’s also stairs involved which shouldn’t be the deterrent that it is, plus if I’m up, I might as well grab something to eat and drink, bringing up a whole different hypothetical argument of crumbs in the bed, so I may as well just hold it, but will I be able to fall back asleep having to pee this bad and if I manage to do so will I have some awful nightmare that just might literally scare the piss out of me which would enter doing laundry into this now algebraic equation’ moment of the year.

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